oh okay well today i got 3 hours of sleep and had a french final and then my western civ final and i swear i got an A on both. the french one was like, easier than i expected but it is kinda easy to mess up so i’ll take a B for the exam bc i think i’ll still have an A for the class. unfortunately i think i have a C or possibly D in western civ because i’m an idiot so hopefully i at least get a C. although i would realllllly appreciate a B (that’s not gonna happen though)
also i got called into work at five. kms. i’m so tired. i should nap. i probably won’t. ok
if you shapeshifted into a stray pen how would you get the money in your pockets. the money would just lie around your stupid stray pen ass. fuck you peter
we have NO idea what are the bonds of shapeshifting. we have no idea if it includes our possessions. or clothes. or even skin. how far does it go
All 159 mistakes listed are actually just the same one over and over.
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
why wouldn’t u just disguise yourself in the first place idgi
Admittedly, I would absolutely find this hilarious if I didn’t know the simple fact that the smiling woman is the Prime Minister of Denmark!
The PM and Obama have met lots of times now …
… which is probably why they’re seated next to one another. I mean, come ON, obviously it’s not some random man-stealing bimbo that was placed next to the President of the United States.
But the media loves to pin women up against each other, so for good measure here’s a picture of all three smiling together and one of the two women alone…
Please, signal boost this and stop the idiotic scenario where these two intelligent and powerful women are being reduced to petty women that care only about the attention of a man - even if it is the President of the United States.
The more you know. Now, go forth an have an AWESOME day!
Kinda sad that this post is even necessary.
read an amazing article on how the reception of Michelle Obama’s “disapproving look” reinforces the stereotype about the “mad black woman”. It’s pretty annoying how people simplify her and put her in a box
i don’t understand what’s going on here
someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing
She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head
That white man with the cookie phone is the most blatant show of white privilege I have ever seen in my entire fucking life its almost MIND blowing
Shut the FUCK up it was just a stupid funny joke do we have to fucking make everything about race and fucking white privilege
Nosdrinker please come get your sister shes acting up
what’s the sloth doing though
i just seriously flipped off one-half of my pair of warmest socks because i couldn’t find the other one
OMFG FUCK I JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT FUCKING IDEA BUT IDK HOW TO PHOTOSHOP OR ANYTHING FUCAKLS;DJFKLSDJFLKSDAJFL damn i’m salty wow